Bow Tikka Bow Wow!!! That's what can be heard coming out of the mouths of almost every customer at New York's Hottest New Indian Cuisinerie - The Kati Roll Company. We know what you were going to ask... Is Roseanne Barr actually a man after all? But the answer is... Yes, the bath towel is complimentary.
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This Lower West Side of Midtown North gem has it all. Owner, chef and complete whore, Giada De LaurenTiits will have you screaming bloody murder and questioning whether those people you've known all these years are in fact your biological parents.
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Step inside this den of body-odor infused and sweat marinated kati rolls and you'll find Tamagotchis, Shi-Tzus, bathrooms disguised as storage closets disguised as bathrooms, bubble wrap, snake tray overflowing with Nicki Minaj's old wigs, premium assorted beverages, snow globes, great service, human shish-kebabs - that thing where three midgets skewer themselves and rotate slowly over a large open fire, punch lists, and chartreuse. You better hurry... this place fills up faster than Taylor Swift ;0
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| RIP Nicki Wigz |
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